Aug 31, 2010 Posted by Miss Melbourne

Customer Service? Bah!

I am the first to admit that I am picky about customer service. I get annoyed when a waiter asks 'would you like sparkling water or just tap water?'. I've been known to approach shop assistants who ignore me to say 'thank you so much, you were very helpful' (yes, I am embarrassing to shop with). But this experience at Irwell's Cafe in St Kilda was rude beyond belief. read more

Jul 24, 2010 Posted by Miss Melbourne

The Standard Hotel

There are two types of people in this world: good people, and shitty people. Good people walk into a pub, see a reserved sign on a table and keep walking. Shitty people on the other hand see the reserved sign and sit down at the table anyway, then scrunch up the reserved sign and hide it. AND HIDE IT! Yes. Unfortunately this is a true story. These people actually exist... read more